"What Really Happened?"

There is nothing like starting out the month of May by smoking some terrorists! It looks like Bin Laden lost his title as hide and seek champion, now if we could find Waldo and Carmen San Diego we would be good to go. I was sitting on the couch (thank god, I'm just glad I wasn't in a cab that would of been uncomfortable) watching the TV last night and wondering what was taking Obama so long to get to the podium when he was suppose to come on at 10:30 and didn't make it on till 11:30. This got me wondering of the events that were unfolding and went on after Obama went off the air. This is what I think has gone down since this became news to the public.

First off Bin Laden had to be worried when Obama took office. I mean a brother never forgets about someone that owes them money or has a beef with. Once Bin Laden was killed Obama called George W. Bush and invited him over to the White House for the celebration party. Kenny Powers was also invited and entered very similar to this entrance he once made. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8zO_DV09QE The reason why Obama was late to the podium was because they were too busy partying in the oval office. This isn't your regular party folks. You got to pull out the good shit for this. This event called for that Purple Kush, couple bottles of Courvoisier, and possibly a couple of strippers. Obama had DJ Khaled "All I do Is Win" on repeat while they were passing around the kush. Obama finally gave his speech and I don't know about you but I saw a little swagger in his step. The whole time he was worried about George W. finishing off the liquor and kush without him. Afterwards Obama came back and found Biden dead on the couch from a heart attack he had after a stripper gave him a very aggressive lap dance to the song "Born In The USA" by Bruce Springstein. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIekamBDiAw Not much to do about all that so Obama sat down and had his tattoo artist begin on the tear drop tattoo that will be under his left eye. The party continued into the wee hours of the morning. Michelle wasn't too happy.

Bin Laden has since arrived in hell where he encountered his first problem Doc Holliday. Everyone should remember him from the movie Tombstone. Bin Laden can't quite figure out why doc keeps saying things like, "Say when." and "I'll be your huckleberry." His next problem was Tony Montana who kept screaming "Say hello to the bad guy!" So it sounds like he has his hands full in hell.

In closing it is a great day to be an American. If this doesn't make you proud to live in the USA well then you my friend are not an American. I read a story about this guy on a plane last night and this lady broke down in tears when the news broke and he found out her husband was killed on 9/11. The whole cabin gave her a hug to console her. It took our country almost 10 years to find him but they did. I would like to thank everyone that was or is a current military member. We are truly blessed to live in this country and have them fight for our freedom.